Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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