i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
