what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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