She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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