Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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