I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Randomize
