apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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