M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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