note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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