I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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