Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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