ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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