If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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