Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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