I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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