doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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