What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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