No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
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