It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
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