so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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