Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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