Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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