I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
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