it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
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