I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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