I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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