When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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