No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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