he thought i was a dude.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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