You work out of a Hotel?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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