I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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