so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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