It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
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