i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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