We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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