i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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