But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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