it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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