If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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