Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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