is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
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