I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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