grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
high people should be assigned attendants
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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