i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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