do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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