hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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