found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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