Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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