at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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