Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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