It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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