Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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