So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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