Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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