I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
he wants to bone in the snuggie
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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